Today, I was in the locker room when my friend said “Uh, this might sound weird, but i think i have those underpants.” I replied,”This will probably sound weird too, but I’ve known for months.” MLIA
Today I was looking up directions from Japan to China on google maps. As I was scrolling through directions I noticed one of them was “Jet ski across the Pacific Ocean.” Google really knows how to make traveling fun. MLIA.
Today I decided that when I die I want to get so much radiation pumped into my body that when I have a funurral they can turn off all the lights and I will glow in the dark. MLIA.
Today was our schools blood drive. I was in physics when the phone rang. After talking on the phone for a minute my teacher turns to me and screams “JOHNSON THEY WANT YOUR BLOOD!!!” and then he handed me a golf club as I walked out the door to protect myself. The best part? This is normal behavior. MLIA
Today in history, two of the girls in my class decided to try to sneak out while the teacher was in the bathroom. As they were walking out my teacher caught them. All he said was “you two would make horrible ninjas” and continued the lesson. H(is)LIA
Today I was going through my cabinet when I looked into a bag to discover that my mom has been hiding about 40 whale shaped toothbrushes from me. Guess whos set with toothbrushes for the next year. I’m in highschool. MLIA
Today, I was home alone because the rest of my family was on vacation, and because I am the only one that is not homeschooled, I had to stay home. I was kind of mad untill I found out that my mom left me a new set of markers and a bag of blank rubber duckies to draw on. I am not so mad now. MLIA
This weekend, my brother and I were both home for a three day weekend. Our parents both went out to dinner with their friends at night. Around 10:00, the power went off. Instead of letting this ruin our night, we both put on all black clothes and used my brothers glow-in-the dark nerf guns and had a battle throughout our house for about an hour. My parents came home to my brother leaping through the foyer letting out a battle cry and tackling me from behind. He’s 21 and I’m 18. Let’s hope the power turns off more often. MLIA.
Yesterday my friend bought me a pack of crayons that you can use on the shower wall. Needles to say today in the shower I drew a giant Where’s Waldo mural for my brother (we share a bathroom. I don’t think he’ll ever find Waldo hiding under the soap dish. Waldo wins again. MLIA
